Golf is one of my passions. Watching Tiger Woods thrash the field at this week’s PGA tournament at Torrey Pines in San Diego makes me think he just might have enough left in him to overtake Jack Nicklaus’ record of 14 major tournament victories before he hangs up his spikes. Regardless of what you think of Eldrick (Tiger’s real name) as a person, there is no debate that he is the greatest golfer of the last couple of decades.  Yeah, I know Rory What’s His Ilroy seems to have all the tools but he has a long, long way to go before he begins to approach what Tiger has achieved.  While Tiger is not in the field for this next week’s tournament in Phoenix I must admit I have my personal reason to be interested in the event; I played the course where the tournament is held just this last year while visiting the neighboring state.

Alright – I’ll admit it. I’ve been to Arizona before – many times. And, while our home is in California’s desert in the Palm Springs area there are things about crossing into the territory that comprises the USA’s 48th State that are just so – different. While an icon of the southwest, the first thing that strikes a visitor crossing over the boundary between California and Arizona are the Saguaros – massive tree-like cacti with frames that extend as high as 70 feet. They don’t exist naturally for the most part in California; they are everywhere in Arizona, acting as silent sentinels across the landscape while seemingly understanding they are in a unique place to which end they are great contributors. Each appears to have its own distinctive personality wrapped up in the multiple limbs that only begin to spring from the massive succulent’s trunk when they reach their 75th year, or so, which is about half the plant’s natural life. The cartoonish persona that emits from each of these Sonoran Desert giants is as wild as the imagination of the beholder. Our visit in late May saw the Saguaros with great numbers of flowers in full bloom; delicate petals held by a rugged, thorny master creating yet another uniquely Arizonan dichotomy.

Then there’s the speed limit: 75 MPH on the Interstate Highway after you cross the border that transports visitors from California to Phoenix. Although only 5 MPH higher than on the California side it just seems like one is travelling so much faster as the Sagebrush, Ocotillo and Saguaros whizz by. Traffic always seems lighter, too, on the Arizona side; that is until you reach the outskirts of Phoenix as it springs up from the rugged landscape with miles and miles of rooftops. After 4 hours and 55 tunes from our IPod “Travelin” playlist our target starts to come into focus as Bob Seger belts out his desire to not have ever known that which he now knows. The Phoenix Metropolitan Area, known as “The Valley of the Sun” is a collection of cities, towns and communities spread across the Sonoran Desert encompassing nearly 253 square miles with more than 4 million inhabitants wrapped and intersected by rugged, up-thrusted mountains with names like Camelback, Pinnacle Peak, McDowell, White Tank, Superstition and Sierra Estrella. Town names in this expansive valley conjure images of the old west: Cave Creek, Buckeye, Surprise, Mesa, Ahwutukee and Gila Bend competing with Paradise Valley, Goodyear, Glendale and Scottsdale for tourist dollars.

Our destination for this trip was Scottsdale; 35 miles after we ventured off the Interstate Highway by way of the appropriately named 101 “Loop” that bypasses the downtown Phoenix area as it circles toward the region’s northeast boundary. Scottsdale, although maintaining an “Old Town” in an attempt to preserve its by-gone cowboy roots is the epitome of gentrification with some of the most expensive residential real estate in the USA slotted between endless hiking trails, golf courses, resorts and upscale shopping malls. Mitzi and I arrived at the Marriott McDowell Mountains hotel well before our appointed check-in time to be greeted by what was a steady succession of well-trained, refreshingly friendly staff persons who informed us we could certainly take up occupancy of a room that was in a quiet location of the hotel property. As we bounded through the door of our 2 room suite – secured at the bargain price of $98 per night with no resort fee or parking charges thanks to our AAA discount – we couldn’t help but be disappointed by the lack of a patio, or even a balcony. In fact, there wasn’t a single window that could be opened to allow outside air to mix with that which was being conditioned by the hotel’s system. Figuring we wouldn’t spend that much of our getaway in the room since we planned to get in plenty of pool time during these upcoming 4 sunny, spring days we took a stroll to the pool area to discover there were no empty loungers, chairs or frankly, a square meter of deck that wasn’t already occupied. Weighing our options we concluded we were committed to spending at least the first night in our reserved room and decided to take a drive to experience some nearby shopping centers that would prove to be soothing for at least one of us. After a few hours of shop perusal with a good amount of Husband Chair time we found ourselves dining, al fresco, at Lush Burger in the DC Ranch Crossing surrounded by Palo Verde trees in full bloom. The burgers, sliders and homemade chips, turned out to be “de-lush”, just as the local proprietors promised in their marketing materials and the outdoor seating was absolutely delightful on such a warm night with the sunlight waxing into darkness helping to mitigate the disappointment of our initial hotel check-in. We returned to our encapsulated suite to rest up for the day ahead to find the promise of a comfortable bed and quietness unbroken.

The next morning found us venturing forth to the same neighborhood where we had enjoyed our evening meal the day before as the hilly terrain and open desert areas promised a good location for a morning walk with some impressive vistas of the valley floor and collections of the desert flora and fauna that were delivered upon. Afterwards, we found the pool to be much less crowded than the previous day and knowing we had a few hours before our scheduled attendance at the Arizona Diamondbacks’ MLB baseball game that afternoon suited up, slathered on some sunscreen and relaxed poolside for a couple of hours with books and magazines. The disappointment of the previous day was slowly giving way to a feeling of well-being and comfort; not an unusual response to the warm, dry Sonoran desert climate.

Chase Field, the home of the Arizona Diamondbacks, is a beautiful fully-enclosed stadium with a retractable roof. The stadium operators leave the roof open when there is no game to allow the natural turf to flourish while closing it for the comfort of the players and fans during scheduled contests as the sun in Arizona during baseball season can be quite intense. Attendance at a game in this facility was on my bucket list as part of a lifetime goal to try to see an MLB game in every stadium in the USA and Canada. I got to check off my goal to See the Diamondbacks Play at Chase Field while watching the home team whip the visiting Milwaukee Brewers from the 23rd row directly behind home plate (tickets were scored through Stub Hub) and discovering that among the attractions of Chase Field are included a swimming pool (that can be reserved for large parties just past right-center field) and a “Value Menu” at the concession stands that includes $4 beer and $1.50 hot dogs – unusually affordable by MLB standards. We were also shocked to learn they allow gambling during the game; albeit a 50/50 raffle with the house split going to the Diamondbacks Charitable Foundation and one lucky winner walking away from the game that day with over $8,000! Needless to say our raffle entry met the identical fate as almost every bet I’ve ever made on anything that eats. We returned to our now familiar hotel for a light dinner having filled up on hot dogs and garlic fries (Never Again!) at the game.

The following morning found us pointing our Honda Accord in the direction of Pinnacle Peak, a locally famous and very distinctive mountain that also serves as a convenient navigation reference point. Having researched the “moderate” hike up to the highest point allowed on the trail which is not all that high by most standards but plenty challenging enough for a struggling to stay in shape Boomer, 1 click shy of 60, we parked our vehicle and ventured forth on the meticulously maintained track up and down the mountainside with a fair number of other seekers of awesome views and exercise on this fine morning. I knew I’d make the 4 miles or so out and back when I met a lady some 10+ years my senior headed down mountain with her purse draped over her shoulder and was then passed multiple times by a lithesome 15 year old wisp of a young lady that was running continuously up and down without breaking a sweat. Nonetheless, just to be able to say we did it provided an ego boost and sense of communing with nature. The trail head provides his and hers bathrooms and running water in a facility of which the folks at Disney would be proud. We returned to our now very comfortable and “what the heck, so what if it doesn’t have a balcony” room to change into clothing more suitable for a couple of poolside hours under the brilliant Arizona sunshine. Knowing I had a tee time just after noon at the TPC Scottsdale Stadium Course made me conserve the balance of my energy poolside in the shade of a very efficient umbrella.

Mitzi deposited me and my TaylorMades at the golf course bag drop an hour before my scheduled tee time on her way to explore the bounty of the Scottsdale Galleria (one of the largest enclosed mall shopping centers in the USA). Met by a procession of outside service folks, pro shop attendants and starters who could not have been more accommodating or pleasant, I proceeded to the practice range to prepare for the thrill of checking this adventure off my bucket list – playing the course where the PGA Tour stages the Phoenix Open (I can’t bring myself to call it by its “official” name, the Waste Management Open, for obvious reasons). My hands weren’t shaking, not that I noticed anyway, but my recollection is that I started to snap fade (some people call that shot a “shank”) nearly every other Pro V1 practice ball while warming up to an eventual introduction to my playing partner, Jeff, from Toronto, Canada who brought along his wife, Melissa, to ride in the cart while he displayed his considerable talent for the game. Not wanting to embarrass myself by opting for the shortest route possible around the course, I allowed him to pick the tees, Blue, and the two of us set out on one of the most enjoyable rounds of golf I’ve experienced in some time. Melissa, on the other hand, suffered a pretty severe sunburn on her alabaster Canadian legs that were not used to the intense sunlight found mid-day in Arizona so I’m almost sure her level of enjoyment didn’t match mine.

Within the first 10 strokes I learned that Jeff, an obviously accomplished golfer, had recently completed a match at his home club in their President’s Cup, which he won 2 and 1 with a total of 72 shots. “Gross or Net?” I embarrassed myself with a query he answered with disdainful eyeshot. As we traipsed over the track, enjoying the scenery, conditions and layout, we both pointed toward the famous in professional golf circles 16th hole, a benign appearing Par 3 that is transformed into a 50,000 seat stadium of over-served golf fanatics one week each year usually on the same weekend as the NFL’s Super Bowl. Trying to imagine ourselves in that temporary arena we successively launched our tee shots: Jeff’s hit the green but as we both had witnessed on TV more than a few times, bounded left into a waiting bunker that was deeper than Jeff was tall. My tee shot was tracking straight toward the American Flag that had been substituted for the usual markers on every hole this Memorial Day and I started to envision my 2nd of a lifetime hole-in-one when my Titleist abruptly fell from the sky, 10 feet short of the green. I managed to scrape my chip shot to tap-in range and Jeff two-putted for bogey (one of only 3 scores he made over par all day) after extricating himself from the deep bunker. His 3 birdies against my zero for the balance of the round meant nothing to me in the face of this triumph. After playing the last 2 holes in one over par I was able to post an 83, appropriate for my 10.7 index on the Par 71 Tom Weiskopf layout but certainly 10 shots, or so, better than my expectations 4 hours earlier on the practice range.

Mitzi collected me after the round and we returned to our room to change for dinner where she showed me the treasures obtained during her shopping excursion that I did my best to admire. We then drove the 5 miles or so to Fleming’s Steakhouse for a much anticipated steak dinner. Now Fleming’s is not a uniquely Arizonan experience and in fact is a chain with outlets all over the country but the quality is consistent, you can order from a large variety of wines up and down the price scale by the glass and the ultimate decision point; we had a $50 gift card. Not particularly busy this Memorial Day Monday evening the wait staff, chef and management put on an incredible show including excellently prepared Prime Beef, multiple scrapes of offending crumbs from our table with an appropriate tool and a parting gift of hand-made chocolate truffles for “later”. I was so impressed I took the Operating Partner’s card with the intent to send an email complimenting him for the experience – it’s still on my “to do” list.

Tuesday morning saw us sadly packing for our 4 hour ride back to the California side and the inevitable reunion with reality. We waived goodbye to the last of the Saguaros as we dropped down toward Blythe, then stopped for a ritualistic Frosty at the Wendy’s located at the last Arizonan Truckstop where the price of gas is 50 cents cheaper than just over the line. As we reengaged with Interstate 10 and its 5 MPH slower speed limit back in California we couldn’t help but notice again that although we were still in the desert, it was just so – different.